Rules
Go to Google and search for each phrase.
Write the first thing that comes up (and makes sense)

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Returns: "Chase Needs To Stop Playing With People's Lives
My Opinion: but you are all here to amuse me

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Returns: "Chase Looks Like High-Octane Fun
My Opinion: Ohh yeah bring on the ladies

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Returns: "Chase Says Hello to West Virginia
My Opinion: Why would I go there?

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Returns: "Chase Wants In
My Opinion: hmmn I wonder where though?

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Returns: " Chase does the Napoleon Dynamite dance
My Opinion: Maybe I have to see the movie first

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Returns: "Chase Hates Green Beans!
My Opinion: but I love em I even steal them at the stope to munch on while I walk

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
Returns: "Chase asks: "If Not Hillary, Then Who?"
My Opinion: Hey hillary whoever you are

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Returns: "Chase Goes To Therapy
My Opinion: makes sence

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
Returns: "Chase likes Zoey
My Opinion: Yet again who is Zoey

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Returns: "chase eats a bagel at the shop
My Opinion: hope its onion

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
Returns: "Chase Wears Short Shorts!
My Opinion: And Hotpants

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
Returns: "Chase was arrested for 2nd deg. battery
My Opinion: Watch out I'm dangerous